by request from our character D'Angel.. this was an entry on deviantArt stick figure contest. she thought it might be fun as a strip.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
(PS, the contest was limited to 3 stick figures, soo he was a poor king, couldn't afford a capital K and only 2 guys n a horse.)